Jasmine Jensen We walk into daycare this morning, and Juliana says, "Mommy, I’m going to go to class all by myself. You go home." I thought this wasn’t supposed to happen ’til 12!?!

Jasmine Jensen Not a creature is stirring…Everyone is asleep. I really should do the same.

Jason Jensen ah, the never ending challenge of preparing a youth dance playlist. Too liberal of a song choice and you’ll get a ‘concerned parent’ inspecting your playlist, too conservative and the kids hate it. Think I can get away w/ a Ke$ha song?

Jason Jensen Dear lady in line,

You have chest hair and it’s going grey, please stop wearing shirts that show the world your drapes don’t match your….pillows?

Jasmine Jensen I’m suffering from a head cold, and Juliana says "Mommy, I’m going to be the doctor and pour water in your nose and get the stuffy out." Love her. .

Jason Jensen just told Juliana to go ask her mom if she has PMS. I love sending the kid to do my mockery, but have doubts as to how well it’ll go over. Not scoring any points tonight, might as well go all in.

Jasmine Jensen So proud of my little girl. She gets the bravest little patient award for showing no fear to the mighty saw that removed her cast yesterday.

Jason Jensen Should I feel guilty for sitting in the handicapped seat on the bus? The seat is always open and that makes me wonder if everyone thinks I’m an ahole for sitting there.

Then again who hasn’t at one point or another used the handicapped stall in a bathroom?

Jasmine Jensen Ok, I’m a heels girl, but it ain’t easy to look polished in 5" heels. Doing everything I can not to fall on my face today.

Jasmine Jensen Conversation with my 3 year old yesterday…Mommy: "Juliana, what’s your name?" Juliana: "Juliana Jensen!" Mommy: "Do you know your whole name?" Juliana: "No" Mommy: "Juliana Marie Jensen" Juliana: "Juliana Marie Jensen. That’s what Daddy says" .

Jasmine Jensen As we sat down to dinner last night, I turned to my right and saw the sweetest thing: Adeline was sitting in her high chair, arms folded and eyes closed waiting for the blessing on the food. .